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A Nation Breathes A Sigh of Relief As We Discover Nicole Richie is NOT Pregnant 2007-06-21

In the best news since we found out K-Fed did not spread any more of his nasty yet potent seed, Bill Zwecker reports that Nicole Richie is NOT pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby:

"Chicago Sun-Times gossip columnist Bill Zwecker reports that ‘after a long chat with a close Nicole Richie source Tuesday, I’m confident that Paris Hilton’s TV reality co-star is not pregnant.’”

There were so many reasons to be disturbed by the news that she was, we didn’t know where to start. First off, the baby would have been in real trouble since Nicole, herself, is at preemie weight. Secondly–Joel Madden could be someone’s father? Need we say more?

We’re stumped, though, by the balloon-esque type dresses she’s been wearing as of late–perhaps she’s morphed into a marsupial and in her pouch is a large stash of vicodin.


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