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Oprah Winfrey Has Six Toes 2007-05-16

If you know anything about super-heros, then you know they all have some secret which gives them super powers. Even great people throughout history. Abe Lincoln for instance, sure he was tall, but that’s not what made him so popular with the ladies.

Oprah Winfrey made the mistake of wearing thong sandals the other day, and now we see she’s got six toes. This is the equivalent to the unicorn’s horn, or a fairy’s dust. That extra toe gives Oprah the ability to control people’s minds. Ever wonder why her and Gayle are such GOOD friends? Gayle has seven toes.

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