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Jennifer Aniston Dashes and Chugs Water 2007-03-10

Jennifer Aniston hustled from a New York City hotel to a waiting car Friday that took her to the airport. That’s the most exciting thing happening in Aniston’s life. Yes, she’s carrying a water bottle, but it doesn’t contain Vodka. Recently a picture of her bare breasts circulated, it was real, and everyone, including myself, got a letter from an attorney to remove the pictures. No crotch shots are planned in this lifetime.

Aniston is rich, successful, middle aged, and single. We know she’s not a lesbian, and we know she doesn’t have a man around, not even for dating purposes. Maybe she’ll start collecting cats, or children to keep her company soon. She is the most boring person on the planet. I’m not even sure why any takes pictures of her anymore.